Sober in a Nightclub

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• The truth behind whipped cream
• Elevator Instructions
• Conan is so wise.
• Geek Dice
• Oh, the humani... wait, what?!?!
• Careful what you wish for.
• The Motherfucking Moonwalk
• Super Combo Dog
• Putin on the Ritz
• The top 11 things uttered by Yoda during sex.

The truth behind whipped cream Posted: 30 Apr 2010 11:29 PM PDT Via

Elevator Instructions Posted: 30 Apr 2010 11:27 PM PDT Well yes, if you are a nice person. The more skillful, evil person farts just between the lift arriving at the floor and the doors opening, thus leaving the scene before the evidence is smelt. Not that I would recommend such evil behaviour.... Via

Conan is so wise. Posted: 30 Apr 2010 11:23 PM PDT Via

Geek Dice Posted: 30 Apr 2010 11:20 PM PDT Love it. Via

Oh, the humani... wait, what?!?! Posted: 30 Apr 2010 11:17 PM PDT lol. From

Careful what you wish for. Posted: 30 Apr 2010 11:15 PM PDT Tee hee. Via

The Motherfucking Moonwalk Posted: 30 Apr 2010 11:11 PM PDT Brilliant. Via

Super Combo Dog Posted: 30 Apr 2010 11:08 PM PDT Marvelous! Via

Putin on the Ritz Posted: 30 Apr 2010 11:05 PM PDT Via

The top 11 things uttered by Yoda during sex. Posted: 30 Apr 2010 10:01 PM PDT 11. "Urm. Put a shield on my saber I must." 10. "Feel the force!" 9. "Foreplay, cuddling - a Jedi craves not these things." 8. "Down here, I am. Find a ladder, I must!" 7. "Do me or do me not - there is no try." 6. "Early must I rise. Leave now you must!" 5. "You know, this would be a lot more fun without FrankOz's hand up my ass." 4. "Happens to every guy sometimes this does." 3. "When 900 years old you get, Viagra you need too, hmmmm?" 2. "Ow, ow, OW! On my ear you are!" 1. "Who's your Jedi master? WHO'S your Jedi Master?" Via

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Short Funny Jokes

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• Short Jokes Miss PASSAY
• Funny Jokes - It was a very hot day
• Short Funny Jokes - Some people are never satisfied
• SHORT FUNNY JOKES GRATITUDE

Short Jokes Miss PASSAY Posted: 30 Apr 2010 07:34 AM PDT Miss PASSAY—"You have saved my life, young man. How can I repay you? How can I show my gratitude? Are you married?" YOUNG MAN—"Yes; come and be a cook for us."

Funny Jokes - It was a very hot day Posted: 30 Apr 2010 07:34 AM PDT It was a very hot day and a picnic had been arranged by the United Society of Lady Vegetarians. They were comfortably seated, and waiting for the kettle to boil, when, horror of horrors! a savage bull appeared on the scene. Immediately a wild rush was made for safety, while the raging creature pounded after one lady who, unfortunately, had a red parasol. By great good fortune she nipped over the stile before it could reach her. Then, regaining her breath, she turned round. "Oh, you ungrateful creature!" she exclaimed. "Here have I been a vegetarian all my life. There's gratitude for you!"

Short Funny Jokes - Some people are never satisfied Posted: 30 Apr 2010 07:33 AM PDT Some people are never satisfied. For example, the prisoner who complained of the literature that the prison angel gave him to read. "Nutt'n but continued stories," he grumbled. "An I'm to be hung next Tuesday."

SHORT FUNNY JOKES GRATITUDE Posted: 30 Apr 2010 07:27 AM PDT After O'Connell had obtained the acquittal of a horse-stealer, the thief, in the ecstasy of his gratitude, cried out, "Och, counsellor, I've no way here to thank your honor; but I wish't I saw you knocked down in me own parish—wouldn't I bring a faction to the rescue?"

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