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Mobile Love Posted: 27 Oct 2010 06:30 AM PDT Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: "Hello" WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?" MAN: "Yes" WOMAN: "I am at the shop now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?" MAN: "Sure, ..go ahead if you like it that much." WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2010 hot models. I saw one I really liked." MAN : " How much ? " WOMAN : " $70,000 " MAN: "Really, go for it? But at that price make sure you get it with all the options!" WOMAN: "Thank you honey" Oh, and one more thing .... The house we wanted last year is back on the market" MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer." WOMAN: "They're asking $750,000." MAN: " Go ahead and give them an offer of $700,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra $50,000 because it's really what you want." WOMAN : "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!" MAN: "Bye, I love you, too." The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment. Then turns and asks: "Anyone know who's this phone belongs to?"

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Two guys in a life raft in the middle of the ocean. One sees an old bottle floating. He picks it up and rubs it,and a genie comes out.

The genie says, "For letting me out, I will grant you one wish." The guy says, (without thinking) "Turn this ocean into beer". And the ocean turns into the best beer anybody has ever tasted.

The second guy says to the first, "You idiot, now we'll have to piss in the boat".

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