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| Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said, "Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up me Irish Whiskey!" Miraculously, a parking place appeared. Paddy looked up again and said, "Never mind, Lord. I found one." |
Monday, February 6, 2012
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Friday, February 3, 2012
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| A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you." The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished. He went on, and after awhile he was going to cross the road. Once again the voice shouted: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will run over you and you will die." The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him. "Where are you?" the man asked. "Who are you?" "I am your guardian angel," the voice answered. "Oh yeah?" the man asked... "And where the hell were you when I got married?" |
Thursday, February 2, 2012
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| I was taking the family out for ice cream last night when my wife commented on the gas prices. "Thank God they're going back to normal," she said. I said, "Yep, and they're going to keep going down until November 7th." "Why, what happens on November 7th?" "General elections for the House and Senate." "So you think these prices are temporary?" "I'd bet your dad's life on it." She shot me a dirty look. "Hey, I could be wrong and he'd get to live." |
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