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Thursday, May 3, 2012

Goodnight Moon Colony

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No More Newt

How are you holding up now that Newt Gingrich has dropped out of the GOP primary? Are you feeling angry? Sad? Just anxious, in general, like a free-floating anxiety that washes over you whenever you step outside? Don't worry, these feelings are normal. Hang in there. You'll be okay. We'll all be okay, except Newt Gingrich, who is millions of dollars in debt.

Goodnight Moon Colony
Maybe this will comfort you. Check out our storybook tribute to the Gingrich campaign.

The Corporation That's Running for Mayor of L.A.
This is a thing that can happen now, apparently.

Happy Birthday, Osama bin Laden Killing
There's only one way to mark the anniversary of Osama bin Laden's death: by arguing about who would have killed him the most.

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Wednesday, May 2, 2012

Aha! Jokes Laughing Gas Newsletter for May 2nd

Aha!Jokes Laughing Gas Newsletter for May 2, 2012!

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Why do women cry at weddings?

If it's true that girls are inclined to marry men like their fathers, it is understandable why so many mothers cry so much at weddings.

A Modest Proposal

A recent survey done by marriage experts shows that the most common form of marriage proposal these days consists of the words: "You're what?!?"

Crazy Laws - Arizona

Hunting camels is prohibited.

Any misdemeanor committed while wearing a red mask is considered a felony.

There is a possible 25 years in prison for cutting down a cactus.

Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.

It is unlawful to refuse a person a glass of water.

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Short Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes 2012

Posted: 01 May 2012 09:40 AM PDT

Nice collection of short funny jokes 2012:

1.A young boy have come to meet a man saying that he wants to marry her daughter.
Father: What do you do?
Boy: I do robbery, stealing, murder etc.
Father: But that's are all the negative activity. Is there any positive thing that you have?
Boy: Oh, yes sir. I am HIV positive.

2. A man went to a shop to buy a tie for him.
Salesman: How can I help you sir?
Man: I am looking for a tie which will be the mixed color of milk and coffee.
Salesman: Okay sir. But let me know first whether you will take sugar or not?

3. A dad is talking to his little son.
Dad: What you do when I become angry with you?
Son: Actually I go to the toilet, dad.
Dad: Toilet? Why?
Son: I just clean the toilet.
Dad: That's strange. Why do you do that?
Son: I just use your toothbrush to clean the toilet!

4.A man goes to a shop and ask the salesman for a comb.
Salesman: Good evening sir. How can I help you?
Man: One of my comb's teeth has just broken. So I need to buy a comb.
Salesman: But that's just one teeth. You have the rest of them.
Man: Not actually. Because that was the last teeth in the comb.