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Tuesday, August 6, 2013
Your Joke of the Day from Funny Joke Rating
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| A fellow shows up for work one Monday with his neck bandaged and talking in a very hoarse whisper. His friend asks, "Hey, what happened to you?" The guy responds, "I got this playing golf on Saturday. We were following three ladies who were playing very slowly. One of them finally sliced her ball into the adjoining cow pasture. She climbs the fence and spends the next 15 minutes looking all over for it. So I hopped over the fence to help. I saw a cow nearby switching it's tail and spotted a flash of something white under it's tail. I walked over to the cow, moved it's tail aside and there was the ball stuck part way into its twat. So I hollered to the lady, 'Hey does this look like yours.' and she hit me in the throat with her 6 iron" Weight Loss Tips || Funny T-Shirts Unique Gifts @ Perpetual Kid || Insane T-Shirts! If you need to unsubscribe, click here |
Monday, August 5, 2013
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| A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him - "very quick." The lawyer said that the speed for getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions: LAWYER: "Have you any grounds?" POLE: "JA, JA, acre and half and nice little home." LAWYER: "No," I mean what is the foundation of this case?" POLE: "It made of concrete." LAWYER: "Does either of you have a real grudge?" POLE: "No, we have carport, and not need one." LAWYER: "I mean, What are your relations like?" POLE: "All my relations still in Poland." LAWYER: "Is there any infidelity in your marriage?" POLE: "Ja, we have hi- fidelity stereo set and good DVD player." LAWYER: Does your wife beat you up?" POLE: "No, I always up before her." LAWYER: "Is your wife a nagger?" POLE: "No, she white." LAWYER: "WHY do you want this divorce?" POLE: "She going to kill me." LAWYER: "What makes you think that?" POLE: "I got proof. LAWYER: "What kind of proof?" POLE: "She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say, 'Polish Remover'." Weight Loss Tips || Funny T-Shirts Unique Gifts @ Perpetual Kid || Insane T-Shirts! If you need to unsubscribe, click here |
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