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| John came home from work early to find his wife stark naked in bed. "What are you doing in bed, honey?" he asked. "Well," she said, "I have absolutely nothing to wear." "Now honey, that's nonsense," said John, pulling open the closet door. "Just look in here. There's a nice red dress, a blue pants suit, your new green dress, Hi, Frank, your flowered sun dress..." Weight Loss Tips || Funny T-Shirts Unique Gifts @ Perpetual Kid || Insane T-Shirts! If you need to unsubscribe, click here |
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| In the middle of the harvesting, one of the farmhands had to obey the call of nature. He went to the edge of the field and started peeing. Most unfortunately, he was stung by a bee right on the "tip." The pain was unbearable, but he knew a piece of good advice. He went to the farmers house and put his penis in buttermilk. At that moment the farmers daughter came in. With her face red, she stood perfectly still looking at him. "Have you never seen one of these before?" the farmhand asked. To which the girl replied, "Yes, but this is the first time I see one being reloaded! Weight Loss Tips || Funny T-Shirts Unique Gifts @ Perpetual Kid || Insane T-Shirts! If you need to unsubscribe, click here |
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