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| The surgeon walked up to the patient and said "Ah Mr Jones, I have some good news and some bad news". The patient said "Well you better give me the bad news first". The doctor said, "Well we kinda got the charts mixed up a bit and we amputated your feet in error". The patient very distraught is now sobbing and saying "Oh my God, well please tell me what the good news is". The doctor said "It's not so bad, you see, the guy in the bed next to you wants to buy your slippers" Unique Gifts @ Perpetual Kid || Outrageous T-Shirts! Funny T-Shirts || Weight Loss Program If you need to unsubscribe, click here |
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Friday, October 3, 2014
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| Little Johnny goes up to his mother who is lying in the bath naked, and asks her: "Mummy...whasat??" His mother thinks for a little while and then says: "Oh, son...that's my hedgehog." And Little Johnny walks away quite happy with the reply. The next week, Little Johnny walks into the bathroom and sees his wrinkly old grandma lying naked in the bath. He asks her what she had between her legs, and again she tries to explain that it's a hedgehog. Little Johnny then runs screaming to his mother and shouts: "Mummy, Mummy, Grandma's hedgehog is dead!" "Why do you say that son?" "Because I could see it's guts hanging out all over the place!" Weight Loss Tips || Funny T-Shirts Unique Gifts @ Perpetual Kid || Insane T-Shirts! If you need to unsubscribe, click here |
Thursday, October 2, 2014
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| A good looking middle aged guy meets a very good looking young woman in the bar at the Plaza in New York and after several drinks gets her to agee to come up to his Central Park view apartment "just for the view". On the way up they go by Harry Winston's little jewlery store and she sees a beautiful necklace in the window. He says "if you like that we can pick it up on the way back". They go by Bergdorf's and she sees a beautiful dress; same thing "we'll pick it up in the way back. Next she sees a mink coat; same thing, "on the way back". On the way back, she sees the coat and he says "let's go - let's go"; same thing with the dress and then again with the necklace. When she complains, he says to her, "Baby let me tell you, when I'm hard I'm soft, but when I'm soft I'm hard". Handcrafted Wood Gifts || Unique Gifts @ Perpetual Kid || Insane T-Shirts! Weight Loss Plan || Crazy T-Shirts If you need to unsubscribe, click here |
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