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| A man was talking to his neighbor and says "I see you are back from your vacation, where did you go?" The man says "Me and my brother Bill went to paris, I saw the Eiffel Tower and climbed clean to the top, man what a view." The neighbor asked "What about your brother Bill did he enjoy it as well?" "No" said the man, "Bill couldnt make the climb he's crippled ya know. Next we went to Rome. We saw the Leaning Tower of Pisa I climbed clean to the top. Man what a view from up there! "What about your brother Bill?" said the neighbor. "Did he enjoy the view as well?" "No" said the man. "Bill couldnt make the climb he's crippled ya know. We also saw the Pope while we were there, it was great. Bill walked up to him and the Pope touched Bill on his right shoulder and Bill's right crutch flew away. The Pope touched Bill on his left shoulder and his left crutch flew away." "My God!" said the neighbor. "A miracle! Did he walk?" "No" said the man. "Bill busted his ass. He's crippled ya know." Unique Gifts @ Perpetual Kid || Outrageous T-Shirts! Funny T-Shirts || Weight Loss Program If you need to unsubscribe, click here |
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| This guy in a bar keeps hitting on an a lesbian who is waiting for her date. He just won't take no for an answer. The lesbian smirks and says. "Tell you what, I'll sleep with you if you can name one thing a man can do for me that my vibrator can't!" This guy thinks for a moment and says, "Okay, let's see your vibrator buy the next round of drinks!" Weight Loss Tips || Funny T-Shirts Unique Gifts @ Perpetual Kid || Insane T-Shirts! If you need to unsubscribe, click here |
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| The finals of the National Poetry Contest last year came down to two finalists. One was a Duke University Law School graduate from an upper crust family, well-bred, well-connected, and all that goes with it. The other finalist was a redneck from Southeast Tennessee A & M. The rules of the contest required each finalist to compose a four-line poem in one minute or less, and the poem had to contain the word "Timbuktu." The Duke graduate went first. About thirty seconds after the clock started he jumped up and recited the following poem: Slowly across the desert sand Trekked the dusty caravan. Men on camels, two by two, Destination-Timbuktu. The audience went wild!!! How, they wondered, could the redneck top that?! The clock started again and the redneck sat in silent thought. Finally, in the last few seconds, he jumped up and recited: Tim and me, a-huntin' went. Met three whores in a pop-up tent. They was three, we was two, So I bucked one and Timbuktu. Weight Loss Tips || Funny T-Shirts Unique Gifts @ Perpetual Kid || Insane T-Shirts! If you need to unsubscribe, click here |
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