Saturday, April 21, 2012

Patton Oswalt and Paul Tompkins Back to Back! Tonight Starting 10/9c

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Friday, April 20, 2012

Aha! Jokes Laughing Gas Newsletter for April 20th

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Wacky One-Liners

He asked me if I knew what time it was. I said, "Yes, but not right now."

I wrote a song, but I can't read music so I don't know what it is. Every once in a while I'll be listening to the radio and I say, "I think I might have written that."

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

Crazy Laws - Alabama

It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.

Dominoes may not be played on Sunday.

It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.

Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.

Bear wrestling matches are prohibited.

You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.

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Wednesday, April 18, 2012

Will the Boys Survive Ziplining? Tonight on an ALL NEW South Park 10/9c

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