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"The Massachusetts court decision to allow gay marriages this week may prove to be a divisive issue in the upcoming presidential election. President Bush is likely torn because he has to protect what he sees as a sacred institution and yet he knows gay marriage would boost the economy because you know those gay guys would go all out. We're talking about designer wedding cakes, $20,000 sleeveless tuxedos, giant naked man ice sculptures that pee mojitos. They'd hire Pattie La Belle as the band, give out African parrots as party favors. It'd be ridiculous. Remember, whatever your political beliefs, a vote to allow gay marriage is a vote for a fabulous economy." -- Tina Fey Weight Loss Tips  ||  Funny T-Shirts Handcrafted Wood Pens Unique Gifts @ Perpetual Kid  ||  Insane T-Shirts! Put Jokes on your Websites If you need to unsubscribe, click here

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Aha! Jokes Laughing Gas Presents: Bad Tattoos

Aha! Jokes Laughing Gas Newsletter Fun Forward Is this email not displaying correctly? View it in your browser. Bad Tattoos Getting a tattoo is a highly personal decision. A mark that you won't be getting rid of very easily! Some people, may not have thought things through when they made their commitment to ink. Be sure to forward to your friends, and spread the laughter! Jugement Day Somebody's getting that memorial tattoo a little early! Never forget your jewelry again! She doesn't look very lucky to me... Who wouldn't Grimace at this? Going for that "I wrote this on my body with a sharpie" look I would've gotten a better tattoo if it wasn't for those meddling kids! This is why we usually let the tattoo artist handle the design That camel didn't choose the thug life, the thug life chose the camel. "Kindergarten 4 Life" It's like he knows he's stuck there. Forever. Only the finest tattoos are given this seal. At least somebody realized it right away. Ready To Laugh? Come to AhaJokes.com for more fun any time! Visit our funny pics, funny vids, or funny forwards sections for a good laugh! Yo Mamas Jokes - An Aha Jokes Featured Site Yo Mamas Jokes is a brand new website showcasing over 300 hilarious jokes all about yo mama! Take a look and have a laugh at http://www.yomamasjokes.com! Know a great joke? We'd love to hear it! You may find your joke in a future newsletter or even on the front page of Aha Jokes! Go ahead, make us laugh!  follow on Twitter | friend on Facebook  Copyright © 2013 Aha! Jokes LLC. All rights reserved. Funniest place on the web. Our mailing address is: ahacomedycorner@gmail.com Add this e-mail to your Address Book! We respect your privacy. You are receiving this e-mail because you or someone else subscribed to receive jokes on the AhaJokes.com Web site. You can permanently unsubscribe by using the link below if you no longer wish to receive this newsletter.  unsubscribe from this list