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animals Jesus & the Robber A robber breaks into a home and hears a voice say, "Jesus is watching you." Startled, he asks, "Who said that?" Again, the voice says, "Jesus is watching you." The robber turns around to see a parrot. He asks the parrot what his name is. The parrot replies, "Cornelius." The robber asks, "Who names a parrot 'Cornelius'?" The parrot replies, "The same person who named that rottweiler behind you Jesus." Keep Laughing with our library of 10,000 Jokes!    Filed Under: animals, religion Share This Joke: http://www.jokes.com/funny/animals/jesus-&-the-robber Add To:    Become a Fan Become a Facebook fan of Jokes.com. Tons of Funny Videos Spend all day and night watching the best comedians!

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