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| Posted: 12 Jun 2009 02:42 AM PDT This IS amazing! Have fun with this! FOLLOW THE RULES AND SCROLL DOWN REALLY SLOWLY AND DON'T CHEAT!!!! SCROLL DOWN SLOWLY !!!!!!!!!! SCROLL DOWN SLOWLY !!!!!!!!!! SCROLL DOWN SLOWLY !!!!!!!!!! ************************** Try this and you will be amazed! Don't look ahead! Just do it step by step. Go.... ************************** DO NOT SKIP AHEAD. Read this message ONE LINE AT A TIME and just do what it says. You will be glad you did. If not, you'll feel like an idiot and wish you had listened. ************************** 1) pick a number from 1-9 2) subtract 5 3) multiply by 3 4) square the number (multiply by the same number -- not square root) 5) add the digits until you get only one digit (i.e. 64=6+4= 10=1+0=1) 6) if the number is less than 5, add five. Otherwise subtract 4. 7) multiply by 2 8) subtract 6 9) map the digit to a letter in the alphabet 1=A, 2=B, 3=C, etc... 10) pick a name of a country that begins with that letter 11) take the second letter in the country name and think of a mammal that begins with that letter 12) think of the color of that mammal (keep scrolling) ************* DO NOT SCROLL DOWN UNTIL YOU HAVE DONE ALL OF THE ABOVE ************* Here it comes, NO CHEATING or you'll be sorry. You have a grey elephant from Denmark.   |
| Posted: 11 Jun 2009 09:20 PM PDT A boy is home with his babysitter on a stormy night when the boy says "Usually on a stormy night mommy lets me cuddle with her". The babysitter responds with "OK". They are cuddling when the boy says "Usually mommy lets me take a bath". The babysitter says "ok". The boy is in the tub when he says "Usually mommy gets in with me". The babysitter says "Really? ok". They are in the tub when the boy says "Usually my mommy lets me touch her bellybutton" The babysitter says "Really? ummmmm ok". Then the babysitter says "Hey that wasn't my bellybutton!" The boy says "That wasn't my finger either."   |
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