Monday, June 22, 2009

Its All Humor

Its All Humor

A simple phone call makes big wonders..

Posted: 22 Jun 2009 02:17 AM PDT

Phone call....

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> **Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg,**
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> ** ' Hello? ' **
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> ** ' Hi honey.**
> **This is Daddy.**
> **Is Mommy near the phone? ' **
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> ** ' No, Daddy.**
> **She ' s upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul. ' **
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> **After a brief pause,**
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> **Daddy says,**
> ** ' But honey, you haven ' t got an Uncle Paul. ' **
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> ** ' Oh yes I do, and he ' s upstairs in the room with Mommy,**
> **Right now. ' **
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> Brief Pause.
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> ** ' Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.**
> **Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs**
> **And knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy**
> **That Daddy ' s car just pulled into the driveway. ' **
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> ** ' Okay, Daddy, Just a minute. ' **
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> **A few minutes later**
> **The little girl comes back to the phone.**
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> ** ' I did it, Daddy. ' **
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> ** ' And what happened, honey? ' **
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> ' Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran
> around screaming.**
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> **Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser**
> **And now she isn ' t moving at all! ' **
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> ** ' Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul? ' **
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> ** ' He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too.**
> **He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window**
> **And into the swimming pool.**
> **But I guess he didn ' t know that you took out the water**
> **Last week to clean it.**
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> **He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he ' s dead. ' **
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> *****Long Pause*****
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> *****Longer Pause*****
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> *****Even Longer Pause*****
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> **Then Daddy says,**
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> ** ' Swimming pool? ............**
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> **Is this 486-5731? ' *
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> **Aaaaaaaaa No, I think you have the wrong number Uncle.........
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Posted by Jokes at 1:04 PM

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