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Why did the baby cat join the Red Cross? It wanted to be a first aid Kit. What do you call a cat that has swallowed a duck? A duck filled fatty puss. What happened to the cat that swallowed a ball of wool? She had mittens 1st Woman: My cat thinks it's a chicken. 2nd Woman: Why don't you take it to the vet? 1st Woman: We need the eggs. What does a cat use to cross the road? A purrdestrian crossing What did the cat who had no money say? I'm Paw What type of cat has eight legs and loves swimming? An Octo-Puss What happened when the cat swallowed a one pound coin? There was money in the kitty What do you call a cat that travels by train? A com-Mew-ter Customer: Do you sell cats meat? Butcher: Yes, as long as they are accompanied by a human being A black and white cat crossed my path this morning, and since then my luck has been patchy Billy: I've lost my cat Johnny: Why don't you put an advertisement in the newspaper? Billy: Don't be daft, he can't read Sam: I wish I had enough money to buy a pedigree cat Bill: Why do you want a pedigree cat? Sam: I don't - I just wish I had that much money Pete: Have you ever seen a catfish? Paul: Yes, I have Pete: How did it hold the rod? What did the cat rest its head on when it went to sleep? A Cat-er-pillar Detective: I am on the trail of a cat burglar Sergeant: How do you know it's a cat burglar? Detective: All it stole was a saucer and a pint of milk What do you give a cat that has everything? A wide berth     What Do You Get When You Cross...     * A fawn with a hornet? Bambee.     * A policeman with a telegram? Copper wire.     * A canary with a mole? A miner bird.     * A pig with a cactus? A porkerpine.     * A cat with a lemon? A sourpuss.     * A banana with a red silk dress? A pink slip.     * A chicken with a bell? An alarm cluck.     * A duck with a steamroller? A flat duck.     * An Eskimo with a pig? A polar boar.     * A spider with a rabbit? A hare net.     * A ham with a karate expert? Pork chops.     * An owl with a goat? A hootenanny.     * An Indian with a cow? Geronimoo.     * A tiger with a needle? Pin stripes.     * A termite with a house? An exterminator.     * A dove with a high chair? A stool pigeon.     * A tree with a baseball player? Babe Root.     * A parrot with a centipede? A walkie-talkie.     * A rabbit with a kilt? Hopscotch.     * A dog with a daisy? A collie-flower.     * A hummingbird with a doorbell? A humdinger.     * The Green Giant with Robin Hood? A Hoe-Bow.     * The Atlantic Ocean with the Titanic? Halfway.     * A movie with a swimming pool? A dive-in theater.     * A potato with an onion? A potato with watery eyes.     * A dog with a chicken? A hen that lays pooched eggs.     * A vulture with a small grass house? A scavenger hut.     * A kangaroo with a sheep? A wooly jumper.     * A gorilla and a sheep? A very nice wool coat, except the sleeves are too long.
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