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| Really Funny Short Jokes - Choices Posted: 13 Jun 2009 11:35 PM PDT A man hurried into a quick-lunch restaurant recently and called to the waiter: "Give me a ham sandwich." "Yes, sir," said the waiter, reaching for the sandwich; "will you eat it or take it with you?" "Both," was the unexpected but obvious reply.            |
| Posted: 13 Jun 2009 11:31 PM PDT THE "ANGEL" (about to give a beggar a dime)—"Poor man! And are you married?" BEGGAR—"Pardon me, madam! D'ye think I'd be relyin' on total strangers for support if I had a wife?"      |
| Posted: 13 Jun 2009 12:31 PM PDT "Have you lost another tooth, Bethesda?" asked auntie, who noticed an unusual lisp. "Yes'm," replied the four-year-old, "and I limp now when I talk."      |
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