Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Short Funny Jokes

Short Funny Jokes


Funny Two Line Jokes - Irish Bulls

Posted: 15 Jun 2009 01:55 PM PDT

MRS. JENKINS—"Mrs. Smith, we shall be neighbors now. I have bought a house next you, with a water frontage."

MRS. SMITH—"So glad! I hope you will drop in some time."

Funny Story - Irish Bulls

Posted: 15 Jun 2009 01:52 PM PDT

A little old Irishman was trying to see the Hudson-Fulton procession from Grant's Tomb. He stood up on a bench, but was jerked down by a policeman. Then he tried the stone balustrade and being removed from that vantage point, climbed the railing of Li Hung Chang's gingko-tree. Pulled off that, he remarked: "Ye can't look at annything frum where ye can see it frum."

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