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| Posted: 16 Jun 2009 10:56 AM PDT MAN—"Is there any reason why I should give you five cents?" BOY—"Well, if I had a nice high hat like yours I wouldn't want it soaked with snowballs."            |
| Posted: 16 Jun 2009 10:52 AM PDT THE PARSON (about to improve the golden hour)—"When a man reaches your age, Mr. Dodd, he cannot, in the nature of things, expect to live very much longer, and I—" THE NONAGENARIAN—"I dunno, parson. I be stronger on my legs than I were when I started!"      |
| Posted: 16 Jun 2009 10:48 AM PDT OPERATOR—"Number, please." SUBSCRIBER—"I vas talking mit my husband und now I don't hear him any more. You must of pushed him off de vire."      |
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