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| Posted: 21 Jun 2009 11:20 PM PDT As one of the White Star steamships came up New York harbor the other day, a grimy coal barge floated immediately in front of her. "Clear out of the way with that old mud scow!" shouted an officer on the bridge. A round, sun-browned face appeared over the cabin hatchway. "Are ye the captain of that vessel?" "No," answered the officer. "Then spake to yer equals. I'm the captain o' this!" came from the barge.            |
| Really Funny Jokes - Diagnosis Posted: 21 Jun 2009 11:15 PM PDT An epileptic dropped in a fit on the streets of Boston not long ago, and was taken to a hospital. Upon removing his coat there was found pinned to his waistcoat a slip of paper on which was written: "This is to inform the house-surgeon that this is just a case of plain fit: not appendicitis. My appendix has already been removed twice."      |
| Short Funny Jokes - Christians Posted: 21 Jun 2009 11:13 PM PDT At a dinner, when the gentlemen retired to the smoking room and one of the guests, a Japanese, remained with the ladies, one asked him: "Aren't you going to join the gentlemen, Mr. Nagasaki?" "No. I do not smoke, I do not swear, I do not drink. But then, I am not a Christian."      |
| Posted: 21 Jun 2009 11:07 PM PDT A well-meaning Washington florist was the cause of much embarrassment to a young man who was in love with a rich and beautiful girl. It appears that one afternoon she informed the young man that the next day would be her birthday, whereupon the suitor remarked that he would the next morning send her some roses, one rose for each year. That night he wrote a note to his florist, ordering the delivery of twenty roses for the young woman. The florist himself filled the order, and, thinking to improve on it, said to his clerk: "Here's an order from young Jones for twenty roses. He's one of my best customers, so I'll throw in ten more for good measure."      |
| Posted: 21 Jun 2009 11:01 PM PDT MILLIONAIRE (to ragged beggar)—"You ask alms and do not even take your hat off. Is that the proper way to beg?" BEGGAR—"Pardon me, sir. A policeman is looking at us from across the street. If I take my hat off he'll arrest me for begging; as it is, he naturally takes us for old friends."      |
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