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By The Way, I’m Your Father

Posted: 13 Jun 2009 09:04 AM PDT

I woke up this morning and had nothing to do. I got on my computer and I was looking at old posts and FAQ. I have realized how far this blog has come in about 14 months. We started off just doing this because we were bored and we were hoping a few kids at school would find our blog funny. Pretty soon a lot of people around school started talking about it and we starting getting more hits. After that we got on Google and got a lot of fans we didn’t know. We kept posting and it has made a good little hobby. Recently we have been told by people from school that they can go out of town and hear random kids talking about our blog. It’s been a true success. We now have viewers from around the world all enjoying our humor. We have updated and expanded quite a bit from the beginning and we plan on keeping that alive. I just want to say thanks to all the viewers that made all this possible. And today we got 4000 comments! YAY!

Okay, so I was at wal-mart with my family and I saw this. FAIL

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Sorry for the bad quality, but I had to take it on my phone. Was $2.50 now it is $2.88! FAIL. Thats all, thanks.

Sam: Well said.

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What To Do On A Saturday…

Posted: 13 Jun 2009 07:52 AM PDT

I woke up this morning, and couldn’t get out of bed. I tried lifting my arms, but they felt like they were glued to my bed. Every time I attempted to lift my legs, they seemed like they were being strapped down by weights. I thought it was hopeless, but then I remembered.

Hey, it’s Saturday.

It’s all just a blur after that. The next thing I knew, I was downstairs eating Cheerios. Just knowing that it’s Saturday makes me happy. I really don’t have anything to do today, but isn’t that the essence of Saturdays? Here are some fun things to do on a day like today.

Go bowling! Can’t afford bowling ballls? No problem! Go old-school with watermelons!

Play some soccer! Gosh darnit, who planted a tree in the middle of the field. Seriously, who does that?

Give somebody your liver! You don’t need that useless jiggly thing, it’s such a hassle!

Omg crab.

Nonchalantly slide awkwardly up a stairs! It’s known to prevent certain types of thyroid cancer!

Find a dinosaur in your toothbrush! That’s not weird at all!

Underwater club dancing! No comment!

Dramatically drive of the bottom right corner of a the picture while leaving behind six tornadoes!

Secretly replace your head with a basketball. Raise your hands up as if to say, “What?” or “Why you lookin at me homes?”.

Shop for a head! Buy one, get one half-off!

Smoking is bad kids. If you smoke, you will loose the ability to use your extremities and you will be forced to carry around a picture of a hand. Is that the life you want to lead?

The Taking Of Pelham 123 came out yesterday. It’s rated R, but it looks really good. This is the first movie John Travolta has starred in since his son passed away. Denzel Washington is also in it, which adds to the excellent cast.

Right as I’m about to post this, I notice the number of comments…