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men/women Beer Goggles Joe stopped at his favorite watering hole after a hard day's work to relax. He noticed a man next to him order a shot and a beer. The man drank the shot, chased it with the beer and then looked into his shirt pocket. This continued several times before Joe's curiosity got the best of him. He leaned over to the guy and said, "Excuse me, I couldn't help but notice your little ritual. Why in the world do you look into your shirt pocket every time you drink your shot and beer?" The man replied, "There's a picture of my wife in there, and when she starts lookin' good, I'm headin' home!" Keep Laughing with our library of 10,000 Jokes!    Filed Under: men/women, alcohol Share This Joke: http://www.jokes.com/funny/men-women/beer-goggles Add To:    Best of the Web Upload your stand-up video to the new Open Mic Challenge! Follow Jokes on Twitter Don't miss out on a single tweet. Follow our Twitter feed.

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