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animals Mouse Droppings An eagle swoops down from the sky and eats a mouse. Three hours later, while the eagle is flying, the mouse sticks its head out of the eagle's butt and asks, "How high up are we?" "About 2,000 feet," the eagle replies. The mouse replies, "You ain't sh*ttin' me, are you?" Keep Laughing with our library of 10,000 Jokes!    Filed Under: animals, potty humor Share This Joke: http://www.jokes.com/funny/animals/mouse-droppings Add To:    New York Comedy Festival Featuring Dane Cook, Ricky Gervais, Mike Epps and more! Tickets on Sale Now! Doug Benson: Unloaded Balance Get Doug's latest CD from our shop or download from itunes.

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