Monday, September 21, 2009

Comedy Central's Got a Joke for You!

Comedy Central Jokes.com Newsletter
Send to a Friend
 
sex
Sex in Advertising
Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car that said: "TWO PROSTITUTES -- $50.00."

A policeman stopped them and told them they'd either have to remove the sign or go to jail.

Just then, another car passed with a sign saying, "JESUS SAVES."

One of the girls asked the cop, "Why don't you stop them?"

"Well, that's a little different," the cop smiled. "Their sign pertains to religion."

The two ladies frowned as they took their sign down and drove off.

The following day the cop noticed the same two ladies driving around with a large sign on their car again. This time the sign read: "TWO ANGELS SEEKING PETER -- $50.00."
 
Keep Laughing with our library of 10,000 Jokes!   Joke Me!
Filed Under: sex, laws, Police Business

Share This Joke:
http://www.jokes.com/funny/sex/sex-in-advertising

Add To: 
 
New York Comedy Festival
Featuring Dane Cook, Ricky Gervais, Mike Epps and more! Tickets on Sale Now!
Doug Benson: Unloaded Balance
Get Doug's latest CD from our shop or download from itunes.
Mitch is Magical!
Mitch Fatel is Magical - preorder the DVD Now!
 
Jokes.com Newsletter

 
Sign up for updates on comedians, stand-up specials, comedy tours and more.

Sign Up

 
Privacy Policy | Unsubscribe
Comedy Central Daily Joke, 345 Hudson Street, NY, NY 10014
Copyright © 1995 - 2009 Comedy Central. All rights reserved.

0 comments: