Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Short Funny Jokes

Short Funny Jokes


Really Funny Short Jokes

Posted: 22 Sep 2009 11:14 PM PDT

"Are you a pillar of the church?"

"No, I'm a flying buttress—I support it from the outside."

Funny Short Jokes

Posted: 22 Sep 2009 11:03 PM PDT

Funny Short Jokes about Church Attendance

"I understand," said a young woman to another, "that at your church you are having such small congregations. Is that so?"

"Yes," answered the other girl, "so small that every time our rector says 'Dearly Beloved' you feel as if you had received a proposal!"

Short Funny Jokes

Posted: 22 Sep 2009 10:49 PM PDT

"Tremendous crowd up at our church last night."

"New minister?"

"No it was burned down."

Short Jokes

Posted: 22 Sep 2009 10:47 PM PDT

TOURIST—"They have just dug up the corner-stone of an ancient library in Greece, on which is inscribed '4000 B.C.'"

ENGLISHMAN—"Before Carnegie, I presume."

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