Short Funny Jokes

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Funny Jokes Posted: 28 Sep 2009 06:58 AM PDT A train in Arizona was boarded by robbers, who went through the pockets of the luckless passengers. One of them happened to be a traveling salesman from New York, who, when his turn came, fished out $200, but rapidly took $4 from the pile and placed it in his vest pocket. "What do you mean by that?" asked the robber, as he toyed with his revolver. Hurriedly came the answer: "Mine frent, you surely vould not refuse me two per zent discount on a strictly cash transaction like dis?"

Joke of the Day Posted: 28 Sep 2009 06:54 AM PDT Francis Wilson, the comedian, says that many years ago when he was a member of a company playing "She Stoops to Conquer," a man without any money, wishing to see the show, stepped up to the box-office in a small town and said: "Pass me in, please." The box-office man gave a loud, harsh laugh. "Pass you in? What for?" he asked. The applicant drew himself up and answered haughtily: "What for? Why, because I am Oliver Goldsmith, author of the play." "Oh, I beg your pardon, sir," replied the box-office man, as he hurriedly wrote out an order for a box.

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