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Take That, Wikipedia! Posted: 25 Sep 2009 08:17 PM PDT So I’m being my lazy self, texting people and watching T.V., complaining that the Cardinals need just 1 win or 1 Cubs loss to clinch the division, and they can’t do it, etc., when I came to check the pending comments on our site. And one comment caught my attention. four words : Cheak your Google Stats. You’ll be jumping up and Down when you do. Your Welcome Stephanie commented that. So I Googled “The Panic Button” to check. And, BAM! That’s right. We topped Wikipedia. Our site is growing by the day, and if there are any new viewers our there I’d like to welcome them to the site. I would make this post longer, but my toe has a blister from shooting baskets barefooted and I’m uber tired. Good night America. Good morning Europe. Posted in Funny

The Friday Special!! Posted: 25 Sep 2009 08:00 AM PDT I was in class today and a friend of mine told me to check out these videos on YouTube called “Greatest Freakout.” They’re pretty much the same kid being video taped by his brother completely freaking out and having a melt down. It’s so funny! There’s some mild language in the next one. ROFL!!! And no, he is not mentally ill in any way. Today’s blog of the day is… Taylor 1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks? 2. Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand? 3. If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know? 4. If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words? 5. Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack? 6. Why do “slow down” and “slow up” mean the same thing? 7. Why do “fat chance” and “slim chance” mean the same thing? 8. Why do “tug” boats push their barges? 9. Why do we sing “Take me out to the ball game” when we are already there? 10. Why are they called “stands” when they are made for sitting? Posted in Funny

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