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Walks Into a Bar Walks Into a Bar... String Style A string walks into a bar with a few friends and orders a beer. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve strings here." The string goes back to his table. He ties himself in a loop and messes up the top of his hair. He walks back up to the bar and orders a beer. The bartender squints at him and says, "Hey, aren't you a string?" The string says, "Nope, I'm a frayed knot." Keep Laughing with our library of 10,000 Jokes!    Filed Under: Walks Into a Bar Share This Joke: http://www.jokes.com/funny/walks-into-a-bar/walks-into-a-bar----string-style Add To:    New York Comedy Festival Featuring Dane Cook, Ricky Gervais, Mike Epps and more! Tickets on Sale Now! Seriously, Who Farted? "Nick Swardson: Seriously, Who Farted?" premieres Sunday at 10pm / 9c. Watch a preview!

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