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The Economy is so bad Posted: 07 Oct 2009 12:59 AM PDT The economy is so bad that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. The economy is so bad, I ordered a burger at McDonald's and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?" The economy is so bad that CEO's are now playing miniature golf. The economy is so bad if the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them. The economy is so bad Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM. The economy is so bad McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ounce. The economy is so bad parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children names. The economy is so bad a truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico. The economy is so bad D1ck Cheney took his stockbroker hunting. The economy is so bad Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore. The economy is so bad the Mafia is laying off judges. The economy is so bad Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen. Now, the economy is not so bad as it was. We can see the economy is doing good recovery. There is no need to worry about bad economy

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