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| Actual Writings on Hospital Charts · The patient refused autopsy. · The patient has no previous history of suicides. · Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital. · Patient's medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40 pound weight gain in the past three days. · She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night. · Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year. · On the second day the knee was better and on the third day it disappeared. · The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed. · The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993. · Discharge status: Alive, but without my permission. · Healthy appearing decrepit 69-year old male, mentally alert, but forgetful. · Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch. · She is numb from her toes down. · While in ER, she was examined, x-rated and sent home. · The skin was moist and dry. · Occasional, constant infrequent headaches. · Patient was alert and unresponsive. · Rectal examination revealed a normal size thyroid. · She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life until she got a divorce. · I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy. · Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation. · Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized. · The lab test indicated abnormal lover function. · Skin: somewhat pall, but present. · The pelvic exam will be done later on the floor. · Large brown stool ambulating in the hall. · Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities · When she fainted, her eyes rolled around the room · The patient was in his usual state of good health until his airplane ran out of gas and crashed. · Between you and me, we ought to be able to get this lady pregnant. · She slipped on the ice and apparently her legs went in separate directions in early December. · Patient was seen in consultation by Dr. Smith, who felt we should sit on the abdomen and I agree. · The patient was to have a bowel resection. However, he took a job as a stock broker instead. · By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped, and he was feeling better. | ||
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