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| Posted: 16 Oct 2009 06:47 AM PDT Said the bibulous gentleman who had been reading birth and death statistics: "Do you know, James, every time I breathe a man dies?" "Then," said James, "why don't you chew cloves?"            |
| Posted: 16 Oct 2009 06:45 AM PDT One day a teacher was having a first-grade class in physiology. She asked them if they knew that there was a burning fire in the body all of the time. One little girl spoke up and said: "Yes'm, when it is a cold day I can see the smoke."      |
| Posted: 16 Oct 2009 06:43 AM PDT Pharaoh had just dreamed of the seven full and the seven blasted ears of corn. "You are going to invent a new kind of breakfast food," interpreted Joseph.—Judge.      |
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