Sober in a Nightclub

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• Toothy Love
• Joint Trouble
• Why punish me?
• Edgar Allan Fucking Poe
• Originality
• Stroke on a rope
• A real boy
• Keep out
• Life saving tips for Golfers
• Corn poo soap

Toothy Love Posted: 15 Oct 2009 05:36 AM PDT Via

Joint Trouble Posted: 15 Oct 2009 05:34 AM PDT Via

Why punish me? Posted: 15 Oct 2009 05:29 AM PDT From

Edgar Allan Fucking Poe Posted: 15 Oct 2009 05:15 AM PDT Via

Originality Posted: 15 Oct 2009 05:11 AM PDT Via

Stroke on a rope Posted: 15 Oct 2009 05:07 AM PDT I guess it gives that feel of someone else, without actually needing to talk to a human female. Via

A real boy Posted: 15 Oct 2009 05:03 AM PDT Pic via.

Keep out Posted: 15 Oct 2009 04:41 AM PDT Via

Life saving tips for Golfers Posted: 14 Oct 2009 09:05 PM PDT How to Fend Off an Elderly Golf Cart Driver Take the First Shot If an elderly man in a golf cart is coming toward you at a fast rate of speed, use anything you have in your possession – a camera, a nine iron, a rake – to hit the elderly man's eyes or throat, which are most sensitive to pain. Scream Make loud and repeated screams of "Bloody Murder!" The elderly, although usually hard of hearing, are not by nature stone cold killers. If you can alert the driver to the fact that he is not actually doing anything to stop the golf cart, he may take his foot off of the accelerator. This will increase your chances of survival. More fantastic tips for golfers and non-golfers alike here. Via email. (Thanks Ken.)

Corn poo soap Posted: 15 Oct 2009 12:26 AM PDT I wonder if the corn kernels are made from soap too, or are they real corn, or some bizarre third option? Am I thinking about this too much? OK, I'll stop. Via

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