Monday, December 28, 2009

Short Funny Jokes

Short Funny Jokes

FUNNY SHORT JOKES CONFESSIONS

Posted: 28 Dec 2009 04:03 AM PST

"You say Garston made a complete confession? What did he get—five years?"

"No, fifty dollars. He confessed to the magazines."—Puck.

Little Ethel had been brought up with a firm hand and was always taught to report misdeeds promptly. One afternoon she came sobbing penitently to her mother.

"Mother, I—I broke a brick in the fireplace."

"Well, it might be worse. But how on earth did you do it, Ethel?"

"I pounded it with your watch."

"Confession is good for the soul."

"Yes, but it's bad for the reputation."

SHORT FUNNY JOKES COMPROMISES

Posted: 28 Dec 2009 04:02 AM PST

Boss—"There's $10 gone from my cash drawer, Johnny; you and I were the only people who had keys to that drawer."

Office Boy—"Well, s'pose we each pay $5 and say no more about it."

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