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| Posted: 19 Mar 2010 11:52 AM PDT "Hello, Tom, old man, got your new flat fitted up yet?" "Not quite," answered the friend. "Say, do you know where I can buy a folding toothbrush?" She hadn't told her mother yet of their first quarrel, but she took refuge in a flood of tears. "Before we were married you said you'd lay down your life for me," she sobbed. "I know it," he returned solemnly; "but this confounded flat is so tiny that there's no place to lay anything down."            |
| The late Justice Brewer........ Posted: 19 Mar 2010 11:51 AM PDT The late Justice Brewer was with a party of New York friends on a fishing trip in the Adirondacks, and around the camp fire one evening the talk naturally ran on big fish. When it came his turn the jurist began, uncertain as to how he was going to come out: "We were fishing one time on the Grand Banks for—er—for—" "Whales," somebody suggested. "No," said the Justice, "we were baiting with whales."      |
| Posted: 19 Mar 2010 11:43 AM PDT "I got a bite—I got a bite!" sang out a tiny girl member of a fishing party. But when an older brother hurriedly drew in the line there was only a bare hook. "Where's the fish?" he asked. "He unbit and div," said the child.      |
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