Monday, March 22, 2010

Short Funny Jokes

Short Funny Jokes

Joke of the Day -FLATTERY

Posted: 21 Mar 2010 11:20 AM PDT

"You seem to be an able-bodied man. You ought to be strong enough to work."

"I know, mum. And you seem to be beautiful enough to go on the stage, but evidently you prefer the simple life."

After that speech he got a square meal and no reference to the woodpile.

Really Funny Jokes - William

Posted: 21 Mar 2010 11:20 AM PDT

William —— was said to be the ugliest, though the most lovable, man in Louisiana. On returning to the plantation after a short absence, his brother said:

"Willie, I met in New Orleans a Mrs. Forrester who is a great admirer of yours. She said, though, that it wasn't so much the brillancy of your mental attainments as your marvelous physical and facial beauty which charmed and delighted her."

"Edmund," cried William earnestly, "that is a wicked lie, but tell it to me again!"

Funny Jokes - OLD MAID

Posted: 21 Mar 2010 11:19 AM PDT

OLD MAID—"But why should a great strong man like you be found begging?"

WAYFARER—"Dear lady, it is the only profession I know in which a gentleman can address a beautiful woman without an introduction."

Short Jokes - MAGISTRATE

Posted: 21 Mar 2010 11:19 AM PDT

MAGISTRATE (about to commit for trial)—"You certainly effected the robbery in a remarkably ingenious way; in fact, with quite exceptional cunning."

PRISONER—"Now, yer honor, no flattery, please; no flattery, I begs yer."

Short Funny Jokes - With a sigh she laid down

Posted: 21 Mar 2010 11:18 AM PDT

With a sigh she laid down the magazine article upon Daniel O'Connell. "The day of great men," she said, "is gone forever."

"But the day of beautiful women is not," he responded.

She smiled and blushed. "I was only joking," she explained, hurriedly.

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