Short Funny Jokes

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Really Funny Jokes - A little newsboy....... Posted: 08 Apr 2010 10:23 PM PDT A little newsboy with a cigarette in his mouth entered a notion store and asked for a match. "We only sell matches," said the storekeeper. "How much are they?" asked the future citizen. "Penny a box," was the answer. "Gimme a box," said the boy. He took one match, lit the cigarette, and handed the box back over the counter, saying, "Here, take it and put it on de shelf, and when anodder sport comes and asks for a match, give him one on me."

Funny Jokes - At dinner one day....... Posted: 08 Apr 2010 10:22 PM PDT At dinner one day, it was noticed that a small daughter of the minister was putting aside all the choice pieces of chicken and her father asked her why she did that. She explained that she was saving them for her dog. Her father told her there were plenty of bones the dog could have so she consented to eat the dainty bits. Later she collected the bones and took them to the dog saying, "I meant to give a free will offering but it is only a collection."

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