Saturday, April 10, 2010

Short Funny Jokes

Short Funny Jokes


Short Funny Jokes - She was making.......

Posted: 10 Apr 2010 05:34 AM PDT

She was making the usual female search for her purse when the conductor came to collect the fares.

Her companion meditated silently for a moment, then, addressing the other, said:

"Let us divide this Mabel; you fumble and I'll pay."

Really Funny Jokes - Little Ralph belonged

Posted: 10 Apr 2010 05:33 AM PDT

Little Ralph belonged to a family of five. One morning he came into the house carrying five stones which he brought to his mother, saying:

"Look, mother, here are tombstones for each one of us."

The mother, counting them, said:

"Here is one for father, dear! Here is one for mother! Here is brother's! Here is the baby's; but there is none for Delia, the maid."

Ralph was lost in thought for a moment, then cheerfully cried:

"Oh, well, never mind, mother; Delia can have mine, and I'll live!"

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