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| Posted: 10 Apr 2010 10:57 PM PDT Two characters in Jeffery Farnol's "Amateur Gentleman" give these definitions of a gentleman: "A gentleman is a fellow who goes to a university, but doesn't have to learn anything; who goes out into the world, but doesn't have to work at anything; and who has never been black-balled at any of the clubs." "A gentleman is (I take it) one born with the God-like capacity to think and feel for others, irrespective of their rank or condition.... One who possesses an ideal so lofty, a mind so delicate, that it lifts him above all things ignoble and base, yet strengthens his hands to raise those who are fallen—no matter how low."            |
| Posted: 10 Apr 2010 10:56 PM PDT "Sadie, what is a gentleman?" "Please, ma'am," she answered, "a gentleman's a man you don't know very well."      |
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