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| Posted: 13 Apr 2010 11:57 AM PDT "I confess, that the subject of psychical research makes no great appeal to me," Sir William Henry Perkin, the inventor of coal-tar dyes, told some friends in New York recently. "Personally, in the course of a fairly long career, I have heard at first hand but one ghost story. Its hero was a man whom I may as well call Snooks. "Snooks, visiting at a country house, was put in the haunted chamber for the night. He said that he did not feel the slightest uneasiness, but nevertheless, just as a matter of precaution, he took to bed with him a revolver of the latest American pattern. "He slept peacefully enough until the clock struck two, when he awoke with an unpleasant feeling of oppression. He raised his head and peered about him. The room was wanly illumined by the full moon, and in that weird, bluish light he thought he discerned a small, white hand clasping the rail at the foot of the bed. "'Who's there?' he asked tremulously. "There was no reply. The small white hand did not move. "'Who's there?' he repeated. 'Answer me or I'll shoot.' "Again there was no reply. "Snooks cautiously raised himself, took careful aim and fired. "From that night on he's limped. Shot off two of his own toes."            |
| Posted: 13 Apr 2010 11:57 AM PDT The poet Heine and Baron James Rothschild were close friends. At the dinner table of the latter the financier asked the poet why he was so silent, when usually so gay and full of witty remarks. "Quite right," responded Heine, "but to-night I have exchanged views with my German friends and my head is fearfully empty."      |
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