Sunday, April 18, 2010

Short Funny Jokes

Short Funny Jokes

Short Jokes - SUNDAY SCHOOL TEACHER

Posted: 17 Apr 2010 09:00 PM PDT

SUNDAY SCHOOL TEACHER—"Willie, do you know what beomes of boys who use bad language when they're playing marbles?"

WILLIE—"Yes, miss. They grow up and play golf."

Short Funny Jokes - Doctor William

Posted: 17 Apr 2010 08:59 PM PDT

Doctor William S. Rainsford is an inveterate golf player. When he was rector of St. George's Church, in New York City, he was badly beaten on the links by one of his vestrymen. To console the clergyman the vestryman ventured to say: "Never mind, Doctor, you'll get satisfaction some day when I pass away. Then you'll read the burial service over me."

"I don't see any satisfaction in that," answered the clergy-man, "for you'll still be in the hole."

Posted by Jokes at 7:13 AM

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