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| Posted: 21 Apr 2010 10:55 PM PDT SON—"Why do people say 'Dame Gossip'?" FATHER—"Because they are too polite to leave off the 'e.'"            |
| Posted: 21 Apr 2010 10:55 PM PDT MAUD—"That story you told about Alice isn't worth repeating." KATE—"It's young yet; give it time."      |
| Really Funny Jokes - Sunday-school teacher Posted: 21 Apr 2010 10:54 PM PDT "What," asked the Sunday-school teacher, "is meant by bearing false witness against one's neighbor?" "It's telling falsehoods about them," said the one small maid. "Partly right and partly wrong," said the teacher. "I know," said another little girl, holding her hand high in the air. "It's when nobody did anything and somebody went and told about it."—H.R. Bennett.      |
| Funny Jokes - terrible scandal-monger Posted: 21 Apr 2010 10:53 PM PDT "You're a terrible scandal-monger, Linkum," said Jorrocks. "Why in thunder don't you make it a rule to tell only half what you hear?" "That's what I do do," said Linkum. "Only I tell the spicy half."      |
| Posted: 21 Apr 2010 10:52 PM PDT "Papa, mamma says that one-half the world doesn't know how the other half lives." "Well, she shouldn't blame herself, dear, it isn't her fault."      |
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