Sober in a Nightclub

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• Smurfs
• Let's run away together
• Canned Pussy
• If cats could talk
• Cones
• Not creepy trapped.
• Zombie Stationery
• On the first day....
• Done
• If God made everything....
• Pricing issues

Smurfs Posted: 21 Apr 2010 11:58 PM PDT Via

Let's run away together Posted: 21 Apr 2010 11:52 PM PDT Via

Canned Pussy Posted: 21 Apr 2010 11:50 PM PDT Via

If cats could talk Posted: 21 Apr 2010 11:49 PM PDT Click to embiggen. From

Cones Posted: 21 Apr 2010 11:46 PM PDT Via

Not creepy trapped. Posted: 21 Apr 2010 11:31 PM PDT From

Zombie Stationery Posted: 21 Apr 2010 11:43 PM PDT Click to embiggen. I want some. Badly. Via

On the first day.... Posted: 21 Apr 2010 11:23 PM PDT Via

Done Posted: 21 Apr 2010 11:20 PM PDT Via

If God made everything.... Posted: 21 Apr 2010 11:20 PM PDT Via

Pricing issues Posted: 21 Apr 2010 10:06 PM PDT Harry and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide that she'll become a hooker. She's not quite sure what to do, so Harry says, "Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him that you charge a hundred dollars. Any questions, I'll be parked around the corner." She's standing there for 5 minutes when a guy pulls up and asks, "How much?" She says, "A hundred dollars." He says, "All I got is thirty". She says, "Hold on," and runs back to Harry and asks, "What can he get for thirty?" "A hand job," Harry replied. She runs back and tells the guy all he gets for thirty bucks is a hand job. He agrees. She gets in the car. He unzips his pants, and out pops this HUGE length. She stares at it for a minute, and then says, "I'll be right back." She runs back to Harry. 'What's wrong?' he asks, "Any chance you could lend this guy seventy bucks?" Via

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