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| Posted: 08 Apr 2011 08:42 AM PDT An elderly lady decided to give herself a big treat for her significant 70th birthday by staying overnight in one of Las Vegas's most expensive hotels. When she checked out next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for $1800.00. She exploded and demanded to know why the charge was so high. "It's a nice hotel but the rooms certainly aren't worth $1800.00 for just an overnight stop without even breakfast." The clerk told her that $1800.00 is the 'standard rate', so she insisted on speaking to the Manager. The Manager appeared and, forewarned by the desk clerk, announced, "The hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center which are available for use." 'But I didn't use them," she said. ''Well, they are here, and you could have," explained the Manager. He went on to explain that she could also have seen one of the in-hotel shows for which the hotel is famous. "We have the best entertainers from Liverpool, Glasgow and Dublin performing here, the Manager said. "But I didn't go to any of those shows," she said. Well, we have them, and you could have," the Manager replied. No matter what amenity the Manager mentioned, she replied, "But I didn't use it!" and the Manager countered with his standard response. After several minutes discussion with the Manager unmoved, she decided to pay, wrote a cheque and gave it to him. The Manager was surprised when he looked at the cheque. "But madam, this cheque is for only $500.00." "That's correct. I charged you $1300.00 for sleeping with me," she replied. "But I didn't!" exclaims the very surprised Manager. "Well, too bad, I was here, and you could have." Don't mess with senior citizens!   |
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