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whatever Breaking the News is Worth a Beer Steve, Bob, and Jeff were working on a very high scaffolding. Suddenly, Steve falls 50 feet to the ground below and he is killed instantly. After the coroner leaves with Steve's body, Bob volunteers to inform Steve's wife of the terrible news. Some two hours later, Bob returns to the work site with a six-pack of beer under his arms. "Say, Bob, where did you get the six-pack?" "Steve's wife gave it to me!" "What! You just told her that Steve died and she gave you a six-pack?" "Well, before I broke the news to her, I asked her if she was Steve's widow. And, she said she wasn't, so I said I'd bet her a six-pack she was!" Keep Laughing with our library of 10,000 Jokes!    Filed Under: whatever, alcohol Share This Joke: http://www.jokes.com/funny/whatever/breaking-the-news-is-worth-a-beer Add To:    Best of the Web Upload your stand-up video to the new Open Mic Challenge! G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra -- In theaters now!

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