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| Dog Breeds We'd Like To See * Combine a Pointer with a Setter to get a traditional Christmas pet, the Pointsetter. * Would you get a dog for visionaries if you bred a Kerry Blue Terrier with a Skye Terrier so it came out as a Blue Skye? * Merge a Great Pyrenees and a Dachshund and you'd get a Pyradachs, a puzzling breed. * Breed a Pekinese with a Lhasa Apso to get a Peekasso, an abstract dog. * Mix an Irish Water Spaniel with an English Springer Spaniel to create an Irish Springer, a dog that's fresh and clean as a whistle! * Research scientists would choose to blend a Labrador Retriever with a Curly Coated Retriever to make a Lab Coat Retriever. * Combine a Newfoundland and a Basset Hound to make a Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors. * If you bred a Terrier with a Bulldog that would be a Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes. * To get a dog that you can't shut up, mix a Bloodhound with a Labrador to make a Blabrador. * If you combine a Malamute and a Pointer, that would be a Moot Point, a dog that ... ah ... umm ... oh well, doesn't matter. * Finally, breed a Collie with a Malamute to create a Commute, a dog that will travel to work with you. Collie + Lhasa Apso - Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport Spitz + Chow Chow - Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot Malamute + Pointer - Moot Point, owned by....oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway Deerhound + Terrier - Derriere, a dog that's true to the end Beware Of The Dog Upon entering a small country store, a stranger noticed a sign saying DANGER! BEWARE OF DOG! posted on the glass door. Inside a harmless old hound dog was asleep on the floor besides the cash register. He asked the store manager, "Is that the dog folks are supposed to beware of?" "Yep, that's him," he replied. The amused stranger inquired, "That certainly doesn't look like a dangerous dog to me. Why in the world would you post that sign?" The owner responded, "Because, before I posted that sign, people kept tripping over him." I’ll Have a Double A man walks into a bar and orders a double. The bartender says, "Looks like you are having a bad day." The man says, "Am I ever! To start with, I woke up late for work. I drove fast to get in on time, and I got into an accident. When finally I got to the office, I was four hours late, so the boss fired me. Then to top everything off I came home to find my wife - in the act - with my best friend." The bartender says, "What did you say to your wife?" The man says, "I told her to get out, and I never want to see her again." The bartender says, "What did you say to your best friend?'' The man says, ''I said BAD DOG!'' What Kind Of Dog Is That? There is a guy who has a dog that doesn't obey him. Then he sees an ad in the paper for a great dog trainer. So, he decides to go to the dog trainer and get his dog trained. The guy walks in the room and asks, "Can you train my dog, and are you a good trainer?" The trainer replies, "Well, I can train your dog, and I will give you a demonstration of how good I am." He dumped a box full of bones on the floor and blew a whistle. The first dog came in and made a skeleton with the bones. "Wow!" said the guy, "What kind of dog is that?" "That's a nurse's dog," said the trainer. Then he blows the whistle again and a second dog comes in the room. That dog makes a big building. The man says, "Wow! What kind of dog is that?" "That's an architect's dog," replies the trainer. Then the trainer blows the whistle again and a third dog comes in. That dog takes the bones, screws the other two dogs and runs away. "Wow! What kind of dog is that?" says the man. "That's a lawyer's dog!" | ||
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