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animals Cow and Her Apples A squirrel is chillin' in a tree when a cow climbs up and sits next to him. "Whatcha doin' here?" asks the squirrel. "I'm here to eat some apples." "But this is a pine tree!" "I know. I brought my own apples." Keep Laughing with our library of 10,000 Jokes!    Filed Under: animals Share This Joke: http://www.jokes.com/funny/animals/cow-and-her-apples Add To:    Seriously, Who Farted? Order "Nick Swardson: Seriously, Who Farted?" on DVD Today! The Jeff Dunham Show A new series premiering Thursday, October 22 at 9pm / 8c. Watch an extended preview!

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