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| Charter Flight This lady called to make reservations on a small charter plane. She knew she would be flying in a very small plane, so she wasn't surprised when the clerk said, "The plane is very full with baggage and passengers." Then he asked, "How much do you weigh, Ma'am?" Not thinking clearly, she answered, "With or without clothes?" "Well," said the clerk, "how do you intend to travel?" Construction Site An Italian, an Irishman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a Sydney construction site. The foreman points to a huge pile of sand and says to the Italian guy, "You're in charge of sweeping." To the Irishman he says "You're in charge of shoveling." To the Chinese guy, "You're in charge of supplies." He then says, "Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you guys to make a dent in that there pile." So the foreman goes away for a couple hours, but when he returns the pile of sand is untouched. He says to the Italian: "Why didn't you sweep any of it?" The Italian replies in a heavy accent, "I no gotta broom, an' you tella me dat de Chinese'a guy supposa bringa da supplies, but he disappear and I no finda him." Then the foreman turns to the Irishman and asks why he didn't shovel. The Irishman replies in his heavy brogue, "Aye, that ye did, but I couldn't get meself a shovel. Ye left the Chinese fella in charge of supplies, but I couldn't fin' him." The foreman is really angry now, and storms off looking for the Chinese guy. He can't find him anywhere and is getting angrier by the minute. Just then, the Chinese guy springs out from behind the pile of sand and yells... "Supplies!!" J. C. Penney Where did you get it?" The young man replies, "J. C. Penney." A few moments later, another teenager runs by. The man says, "Those are really cool shoes! Where did you get them?" The teen replies, "J. C. Penney." Just minutes later, another strolls by. The man says, "Those are awesome shoes, and I like your hat. Where did you get them?" The boy replies, "J. C. Penney." The man is very curious by now. But then, a teen runs by in nothing but underwear. The man is taken by surprise and questions, "What happened to you?" The guy replies, "I'M J. C. PENNEY!!!" | ||
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