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God told Adam one day: "Adam, I will make you the most beautiful creature you have seen, she will cook, clean, and do ANYTHING that your heart desires, without even a whimper from her, and all it will cost you is an arm and a leg" Adam replied "That is a little god-damn pricey don't ya think?" When God replied that it wasn't, Adam asked what he could get for just a rib... On-line Dating  ||  Funny T-Shirts Handcrafted Wood Pens Unique Gifts @ Perpetual Kid  ||  Insane T-Shirts! Put Jokes on your Websites  ||  Adult Dating