Friday, April 30, 2010

Sober in a Nightclub

Sober in a Nightclub

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Posted: 29 Apr 2010 11:41 PM PDT

To make Unicorns?

Posted: 29 Apr 2010 11:40 PM PDT

Excuse me...

Posted: 29 Apr 2010 11:36 PM PDT

Fuck You, Flowers

Posted: 29 Apr 2010 11:34 PM PDT

Soldier of Fortune/House Cat

Posted: 29 Apr 2010 11:33 PM PDT

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A doctor at an insane asylum decided to take his inmates to a baseball game. For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond to his commands. When the day of the game arrived, everything seemed to be going well.

As the national anthem started, the doctor yelled, "Up nuts!" And the inmates complied by standing up. After the anthem he yelled, "Down Nuts!" And they all sat. After a home run he yelled, "Cheer nuts!" And they all broke into applause and cheers.

Thinking things were going well, he decides to go get a beer and a hot dog, leaving his assistant in charge. When he returned there was a riot in progress. Finding his assistant, he asked what happened.

The assistant replied, "Well, everything was fine until some guy walked by and yelled, PEANUTS!'"

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Thursday, April 29, 2010

Sober in a Nightclub

Sober in a Nightclub

Feel like a treat?

Posted: 29 Apr 2010 01:57 AM PDT

People in the past were very weird.

Hitchcock does LOTR

Posted: 29 Apr 2010 01:49 AM PDT

Very clever.

Lab Types

Posted: 29 Apr 2010 01:46 AM PDT


Posted: 29 Apr 2010 01:41 AM PDT

I'm not sure that I fully agree, but it is very sweet.

Origami Anyone?

Posted: 29 Apr 2010 01:37 AM PDT

In Soviet Russia...

Posted: 29 Apr 2010 01:29 AM PDT

Thousands of babies

Posted: 29 Apr 2010 01:26 AM PDT

Yeah well, maybe you nag too much.


Posted: 29 Apr 2010 01:23 AM PDT

Clowns are people too...

Posted: 29 Apr 2010 01:21 AM PDT

Small Beings

Posted: 29 Apr 2010 01:17 AM PDT