Aha! Jokes Laughing Gas Newsletter for May 30th

Aha!Jokes Laughing Gas Newsletter for May 30, 2012! Is this email not displaying correctly? View it in your browser. Caught Speeding The cop got out of his car and the kid, that was stopped for speeding, rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The guy replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket. Crazy Laws - Connecticut You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour. In order for a pickle to officially be considered a pickle, it must bounce. It is illegal to dispose of used razor blades. It is illegal to discharge a firearm from a public highway. In New Britain CT, It is illegal for fire trucks to exceed 25mph, even when going to a fire. Ready To Laugh? Come to AhaJokes.com for more fun any time! Visit our funny pics, funny vids, or funny forwards sections for a good laugh!  follow on Twitter | friend on Facebook  Copyright © 2012 Aha!Jokes LLC. All rights reserved. Funniest place on the web. Our mailing address is: ahajokes@hotmail.com Add this e-mail to your Address Book! We respect your privacy. You are receiving this e-mail because you or someoen else subscribed to receive jokes on the AhaJokes.com Web site. We do not randomly send these newsletters out, and you can permanently unsubscribe by using the link below if you no longer wish to receive this newsletter.  unsubscribe from this list

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