Tuesday, June 26, 2012

Aha! Jokes Laughing Gas Newsletter for June 26th

Aha!Jokes Laughing Gas Newsletter for Jun. 26, 2012!
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Chess Playing Dog

A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He watched the game in astonishment for a while. "I can hardly believe my eyes!" he exclaimed. "That's the smartest dog I've ever seen."

"Nah, he's not so smart," the friend replied. "I've beaten him three games out of five."

Crazy Laws - Hawaii

Coins are not allowed to be placed in one's ears.

All residents may be fined as a result of not owning a boat.

In Honolulu, within the limits of any public park, it is unlawful to annoy any bird

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Monday, June 25, 2012

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Saturday, June 23, 2012

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Wednesday, June 20, 2012

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Aha! Jokes Laughing Gas Newsletter for June 20th

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Do you want to go to heaven?

Father Murphy walks into a pub and says to the first man he meets, "Do you want to go to heaven?"

The man said, "I do Father."

The priest said, "Then stand over there against the wall."

Then the priest asked the second man, "Do you want to got to heaven?"

"Certainly, Father," was the man's reply.

"Then stand over there against the wall," said the priest.

Then Father Murphy walked up to O'Toole and said, "Do you want to go to heaven?"

O'Toole said, "No, I don't Father."

The priest said, "I don't believe this. You mean to tell me that when you die you don't want to go to heaven?"

O'Toole said, "Oh, when I die, yes. I thought you were getting a group together to go right now."

Crazy Laws - Georgia

Members of the state assembly cannot be ticketed for speeding while the state assembly is in session.

Donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs.

No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket if it is Sunday.

It is illegal to use profanity in front of a dead body which lies in a funeral home or in a coroners office.

In Acworth GA, All citizens must own a rake.

In Atlana, Against the law to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp.

In Jonesboro, GA it is illegal to say "Oh, Boy"

In Quitman, GA it is illegal for a chicken to cross the road.

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Friday, June 15, 2012

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