Friday, July 27, 2012

Hannibal Buress Is On John Oliver's New York Stand Up Show Tonight

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Saturday, July 21, 2012

Go SUPER CRAZY tonight at 11/10c

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Friday, July 20, 2012

John Oliver vs. Batman – Who will win?

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Tuesday, July 17, 2012

Aha! Jokes Laughing Gas Newsletter for July 17th

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Engine Loss

Two blondes were flying to Miami from Cleveland. Fifteen minutes into the flight, the captain announced "One of the engines has failed and the flight will be an hour longer. But don't worry we have three engines left".

Thirty minutes later, the captain announced "One more engine has failed and the flight will be two hours longer. But don't worry we have two engines left".

An hour later the capain announced "One more engine has failed and the flight will be three hours longer. But don't worry we have one engine left".

One blonde looked at the other the other blonde and said "If we lose one more engine, we'll be up here all day"

Crazy Laws - Illinois

You may be arrested for vagrancy if you do not have at least one dollar bill on your person.

You must contact the police before entering the city in an automobile.

In Chicago, Law forbids eating in a place that is on fire.

In Chicago, it is legal to protest naked in front of city hall as long as you are under seventeen years of age and have legal permits.

In Champaign IL, one may not pee in his neighbor's mouth.

In Evanston IL, It is unlawful to change clothes in an automobile with the curtains drawn, except in case of fire.

In Moline IL, ice skating at the Riverside pond during the months of June and August is prohibited.

In Zion IL, it is illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to dogs, cats, or any other domesticated animals.

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Saturday, July 14, 2012

Matt Braunger: Shovel Fighter Premieres Tonight 11/10c

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Wednesday, July 11, 2012

Join the Futurama Live Chat With Matt Groening Tonight

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